You know what your Pope did in Assassin's Creed 2? HE KILLED YOUR BOOBIES! >

Not breast cancer. It was the Pope all along! See video here to get the said joke.
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I still go for Templar anyways. Since just like Altair, I think I'll break the 3 main rules of the "creed" in less than 5 minutes if I become an "Assassin", due to the fact I'm both Yin ang Yang...

I love the company and power of blades. :3 (Stay your blade from the flesh of the innocent.)
I have a very short fuse and can be quite loud. (Hide in plain sight.)
I don't get along nicely with people. (Never compromise the Brotherhood.)

And boy those two energies really love to screw up my life. Seriously.

Anyways...

Since I have the writting skills of a retarded 6 grader who tends to impose some Mary Sueish fics, I'm imposing some ideas for an Assassin Creed fanfics, that features characters that run rampent in my sprite comic.

Which is why these fanfic ideas are being posted cause damn. If I wrote them, they will be bitching 24/7. Like I could become the Stephanie Meyer of UbiSoft's franchise fanfics.

And NO ONE WANTS THAT.

So ladies and gents, here are my ideas of Assassin's Creed:...FRUITLOOPS!

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First Idea: Basically the rivaly between the Pazzi and Auditore.
Concept: It starts off with Shaun, local history buff giving and introduction to the concept of Assassin's Creed 2. He says this is isn't a story about vengence and betryal, like in the damn game. No, this is a story about two families, just really showing off their "pride"...

And their *cough* too.

Sttory takes place as two guards, one from Pazzi and one from Auditorie, are girl hunting for a bet that was sworn.(Because Ezio and Vieri going at it once again, because yes..."boys will be boys".) Since every girl knows how Ezio and Vieri work, it won't be equal contest. The guards suggested of dressing a guy as the girl, but the guards start to realize they'll be dead to see the results.
They bump into YingGirl, typical otaku senshi/wolf girl, who uses a basic Japanese greeting on them and the guards find their prey. Yes, because every pranicing Weebo knows that all places in the world speak Japanese. Tis true.
Next day, Ying does attract the two boys (Ezio & Vieri) and the competition for booty begins. Ying has some sweet nature, but due because she is a fricken wolf too, she will bark quite loudly when she has to get defensive. Dante then encounters the two guys, saying they both completely nuts to even try to go after YingGirl because of the fact she lacks "melons". (If you read TGTN recently, Melons=boobies.) Which makes the competiton more competive.
The reason why Ying and Dante are in Italy was Pluto says they will find a strong ally who represents an "eagle". Thinking it's a girl with an eagle tattoo, Dante starts chasing girls, looking for any woman to undress and find that "eagle" tatoo. Ying decides to walks around, encounters Vieri, who is first to make his moves. Yet his plans are getting sabatoge by Ezio. Ying doesn't seem realize these guys really want to get into her pants. She blushes that actual guys are fighting for her. She really doesn't know how to react, which cases the rivaly between these two to intensivly. And the guards are too busy to stop these boys cause dante has become a wanted man for stripping the ladies.

Way to go Dante, I salute you.

Close to the end, Ying is resting in a local inn as Dante is still chasing and probably sleeping with the ladies, trying to deceipher Pluto's clue. Ying then finds a white feather in the pillows of the bed. She blushes as she looks at the feather, saying she really wants to meet this pretty suited soldier who's also an "eagle". Ezio managed to climb into her room, seeing Ying is memorized by the feather (a representation of his brother) and Ying really wants to meet "her", the sailor soldier Pluto told her she'll find. Ying wants to meet this female "Sailor Eagle" and become the best of friends.
Ezio laughs and Ying finally notices him. She yells at him, saying she's waiting for a lady ally. He then sweet talks Ying to give him the feather since it's a representation of his family. Ying starts becoming more stupid, seeing that the "ally" she's looking for is really a man, not a woman! She sheepishly gives the feather to Ezio, feeling more stupid that she ever came to Italy in the first place. She'll never become a true sailor soldier if she becomes friendly with men, because sailor soldiers gave up being with loved ones because they protect their queen.
To prove her wrong for being stupid, Ezio decides to be Ying's guide for the city. Cue in some cheesy romantic fluff, just only to be crushed when Dic..er Vieri arrives with his goons and decides to wing the competition by forcing Ying to be his. Brawl begins, Ezio beats the crap out of Vieri's goons when they pin down Ying. The fight ends with Dante using Ebony to scare Vieri off. With glowing demonic power flowing into Dante, Vieri and his hired goons run like babies. Ezio tries to help Ying, but Dante grabs Ying away from him, saying they need to leave. NOW.
Ying and Dante return to to their normal time. Ying says Ezio was the one Pluto was saying that will help them. Dante says men will never want to help a woman unless they want something in return and Dante wasn't going to let Ezio get near Ying. Ying says Dante is jealous, saying it's al right for Dante to have Trish & Lady helping him, but it isn't all right to have some guy helping Ying! She storms off and sleeps in her dogbed.
The fic ends with Dante presents Ying with a plushie when she wakes up. It's actually a plushie Ezio doll Dante made for her. Dante says he won't let any man sleep with Ying, but this plushie might make an acception and can protect her when he can't. Ying blushes and hugs the doll.

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Second Idea: Desmond Actually Trains to Become an Assassin...NOT PLAYING ONE.
Concept: Takes place in modern 2012. YingGirl and Dante are greeted by the Assassins, and trying to figure of a plan to keep the Templars at bay in order for Desmond to become a true "assassin" by running around the Animus. Jedah Doma, creator of the TGTN universe, appears, pissed with Desmond using a "video game" object to become an Assassin. To show Desmond's laziness, Jedah rips through the dimission and throws Desmond into 15th century Italy with Ying chasing after him. Apparently if Desmond really wants to become an Assassin, he should live like one, not playing a game as one.
So Ying tries to help Desmond, being his teacher. She tries teaching him some basics stuff like swimming, climbing, and jumping off rooftops. Likewise Desmond is getting the hang of it. After the long day, they share a room in the inn and Desmond finds out Ying will only sleep on the floor. She tells him it's because she's a wolf, she has "fleas". Desmond asks if it's because Dante will be jealous if Ying slept with him. Ying says he won't and has grown accostumed to sleeping on the floor in Dante's place. Apparently the main reason is because ying lacks any experiance in bed. Dante wants to really be intimate with the doggy, but the dog takes it as "Dante's gonna kill me" when he advances on her.
So the next night, Desmond and Ying are at the gallows. Ying managed to steal a sword from the guards and tells Desmond to strike the wood with the sword in order to pratice to fight. Plus no one wishes to fight him due to lack of experiance. They do it all night, but the Assassin arrives to comfront Desmond. He heard those rumors of a man that looked like him, yet not. The Assassin goes and fights Desmond. Desmond does his best with Ying trying to help him, but fails since the assassin is much quicker than he is.
In order to stop the Assassin from killing Desmond, Ying yells something completely stupid: "Desmond is your son!" And the Assassin actually buys it. Desmond is freaking out cause of this, but at least he's spared. So yeah, slight shonen-ai moments with Desmond and the Assassin since he is trying to be a father figure to Desmond, due to losing his own father recently.
The Assassin decides he should help Desmond to become a true Assassin, which Desmond does. The fic ends with Desmond and Ying returning to 2012. Jedah asks if Desmond enjoyed his "test".

Desmond replies by shanking the DarkStalker.

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And that's it. Would so love to see a comic idea of Desmond fighting off Ezio and the last panel of that comic will have those two freaking out.

There isn't much shipping with Desmond and Ezio than there is with Desmond with Altair. Or they have both assassins chasing him.

Poor, poor Desmond. You feel like not one likes you and the folks that do end up liking you are somewhat related to you. I feel sorry that if AC3 does have a female Assassin, Desmond will probably cope a feel on her/himself so he doesn't have to face the fact he's wasted most of his life being a guinua pig to the machine.

This pic started to give me ideas for the second concept of Fruitloops. Blame for going with Ezio than Altiar.
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Post comments and tell me what you think. I know I can never come up with them myself due for being pretty shitty.